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Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
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scotch plains fanwood highschool

dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing that’s happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away
that bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschool”
by peepeewoof May 18, 2020
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When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder
by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017
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scotch plains fanwood high school

a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.
Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.
by SPFanonymous March 14, 2017
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scotch fiddle

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
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Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010
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Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
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