somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

scamerl

an insult, a packing term.

Shut the fuck up you scamerl.
You suck at everything you scamerl.

by scamerl February 5, 2010

Scome

A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes something about himself. He has done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship

Hey did you hear that "Scome" talking complete bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way

by Cheap ass hoe November 29, 2016

scomper

Ugly rat looking child molester

Gabe looks like such a scomper

by DragonMaster#1 December 14, 2017

Somervillain

A hypothetical mean Somervillian (student from Somerville College, University of Oxford). Non-existent.

If he keeps behaving that way he could become the first Somervillain ever

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

Somerly

A beautiful brown haired girl. She looks for the best in people. She has a phatty. She’s an overall sweet young lady. She is very caring and has a great sense of humor. Any guy would be lucky to Date her.

Oh my gosh do you see her. She’s definitely a Somerly.

by StevenFair June 2, 2019