schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schlief

The are of sticking your foot up a woman's butt, also called "Footing"

It felt so good when we schliefed.

by Lkatmeintennisee June 6, 2011

Schlibip

A schlibip is a word that can be associated with a word but it has nothing to actually do with the word.
i.e; A water schlibip (referenced to dick-sucking)

She gave him a big water schlibip.

by ChurinArts January 4, 2018

Schlamp

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

by Joobe November 11, 2007

Schlem

Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.

"that shot was a shclem."

"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.

"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.

by elescocia August 10, 2010

Schlicht

manager of logistics

hi my name is dan and i sign for crickets

by Mott Billiard December 20, 2004

Schlicher

Shit licker (german)
one who licks shit

he licked shit.
he is a Schlicher.

by nygirl77 October 27, 2010