sarcasm

An asshole's best friend.

Man: I just wanted to tell you so much that I really like you.
Woman: Awwww that's so sweet of you, I like you too.

Trust me people, that's devilish woman is really into sarcasm nowadays.

by MrTallyMon December 30, 2011

Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm

Shimaya, otherwise known as the princess of sarcasm, is currently the ruler of the Kingdom Of Sarcasm. She also works as the Grim Reaper, and she loves the colors pink, bright pink, magenta, and literally every shade of pink. She is currently married to Poo Poo Head (The King Of Sarcasm.) Shimaya is a very girly-girl. She loves dresses, makeup, jewelry and more. She's also very pretty.

Songie: Omg hey is that Shimaya princess of sarcasm?
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.

by moonlilac_iii March 5, 2021

Deanopathic Sarcastia

A prevalent tendency to approach everything in life with a sarcastic bent/response.

Sometimes called a mental disorder, but mostly only by those who don't quite grasp sarcasm.

Maddy was facing possible suspension for failing to control her Deanopathic Sarcastia while addressing her teacher. The principal suggested she may avoid the suspension by bringing in a note from her therapist, excusing her for her medical/mental condition.

by randomaok October 28, 2013

[sarcasm on]

This phrase is followed by the closing tag: /sarcasm off It is a mesh of l33t speak and blog jargon. The condensed form for this method of expressing yourself is demonstrated in the second example sentence without an 'sarc off tag'. To those who are too square or bartarded to dig your jive or more often taking everthing literally: This phrase/tag and it's dynamics can be used in verbal conversations, as well as mental dialogue and even blogs/chat, when deemed appropriate by you! ...for those who can't advance to reading through the text and only comprehend classic indicating verbal tones. Sarc is less prefered because it can confuse others with Sarkar, or because it rhymes with narc.

"sarcasm on Oh Mr. <insert fool of your dis-liking here> in DC has a wonderful heart and loves to tell us the truth. /Sarcasm off"

"We MUST absolutely follow these guidelines and internationally standardize this format other than just finishing up the statement saying /sarcasm on or /sarc on"

by Phungguy September 14, 2008

sarcasticle

sar-cas-ti-cle
A sarcastis, especially one contained within the human body.
A sensory structure capable of detecting even the most minute amounts of sarcasm in human speech.

Ouch my sarcasticles!

Sorry I didnt get that, my sarcasticles must be broken.

by DeadlyiCoN May 10, 2006

sarcasticough

A coughing sound containing an audible word or words. Used to jokingly conceal an insult or to denote sarcasm.

A: This new operational paradigm will allow end-users to streamline their work process and achieve optimal throughput targets. We want you to work smarter, not harder!
B: *coughBOLLOCKScough*

A: ...I said "yeah, I picked up on the weekend" and he gave me this big sarcasticough like he didn't even believe me.

by Hamsterness May 16, 2006

sarcastadar

An instrument used in the detection of sarcasm.

His affected personality set off my sarcastadar.

by Sponge Splicer October 2, 2007