eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

eat retarded sandwiches by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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sandwhich

dextromethorphan, the act of consuming a whole bottle of cough syrup pills to achieve an extreme feeling of confusion and bliss.

"Hey Oriann, why are you stealthing around like that?" "Oh, I popped a sandwhich and now I am invisible."

sandwhich by souperman November 4, 2007

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Sandwiches

Marijuana, weed, trees

"Goddamn these sandwiches are spectacular! Pass the sandwiches goddamit Ernie!"

Sandwiches by Nay Steezo December 25, 2007

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Ham Sandwhich

When you are having sex with an old lady, take her flabby vagina lips and stick them between her butt cheeks, and make her clinch her butt cheeks so the vagina lips stick out in between then jerk off into the middle of it, and take a bite.

One day matt was feeling quite hungry and wanted a Ham Sandwhich. Later on an idea poped into his head. Soon there after he went to a retirement home. He met up with an elderly lady by the name of Thelma. Knowing back in the day that she use to be quite the piece of meat, he soon pitched his idea. He made her take off her pants and pull down her diaper and stretch her flabby vagina lips between her butt cheeks and clinch her butt cheeks down on to her vagina lips. Not long after, he whiped out his sad excuse for a penis, and jerked off with what little sperm he could onto the vagina lips. After that still being quite hungry he took a nice bite out of it, solving his empty stomach.

Ham Sandwhich by Crusty Jizz September 22, 2008