To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008
Get the Sammered mug.A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.
BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME
BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME
Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."
by NotoriousG July 11, 2020
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The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.
"Yes yes sameed"
by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017
Get the Sameed mug.Her safeer skills gave her the option to replace herself (with herself) for the parallel dimension of her choice.
Safeer makes her seem as if she is constantly reinventing herself.
Safeer makes her seem as if she is constantly reinventing herself.
by timedimension April 20, 2017
Get the safeer mug.During sex, make the infamous Andy Samberg jizz-in-my-pants face when you are close to orgasm.
This will make the girl laugh, causing her vaginal muscles to contract, which will cause a mindblowing ejacualtion experience!
This will make the girl laugh, causing her vaginal muscles to contract, which will cause a mindblowing ejacualtion experience!
by Debbie Don March 31, 2010
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by Norm Norman February 6, 2009
Get the Sammers mug.The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.
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