Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.

Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.

by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018

All Sail!

it's a word for Pirates

Pirate: All Sail!
Someone: Aye, Aye, Captin!

by All Sail! June 5, 2020

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.

Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!

by Yermum69n July 13, 2017

sail the seven seas

to pirate something, usually software or other electronic downloads. usually the pirating website is very sketchy and you will probably get a virus but it’s worth it sometimes.

i dont have the money for my college textbook so i sail the seven seas to get a pdf

by pinkpillowprincess July 8, 2025

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Sail

Slang for suicide, or a suicide attempt. Similar to the slang associated word, "off, offed, offing".

"Yeah did you hear? That guy sailed"

by Nomicaluran December 23, 2023