Perve row

Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.

The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.

Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."

by Blackjack.Hefe October 05, 2015

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Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.

My friend is such a Matt Rowe.

by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017

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Row Z

The theoretical furthest back row of seats in a football stadium, and thus, where a defender making a clearance is encouraged to aim for, to eliminate any immediate threat of the opposition scoring by sending the ball as far from their own goal as possible.

A good defender should know how to pass a ball, but more importantly, they should know when to kick it into Row Z.

by falsetokaiba April 22, 2019

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Ten in a row

Something celtic are getting that rangers will never even come close to getting

Kieran Tierney is here for ten in a row

by Celtic Fc 1888 August 04, 2019

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saville row

Another name for Parkhead where Celtic play their home games. This is due to the clubs long association with Jimmy Saville , their history and shared interests.

They're having to play at saville row, dettol baths afterwards.

by Sporting integrity August 25, 2022

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