Ranch Van

A large van that transports kids (mainly first nations) with shitty parents (usually drug and alcohol abusers) from group homes to participate in various activities such as swimming at the leisure center, shopping at the mall or grabbing food at 7-Eleven. Named for the Ranch Ehrlo Society in Saskatchewan.

I couldn't find parking at the local pool because of all the ranch vans.

by Joe Dirt SK69 March 23, 2022

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River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.

That girl is nothing but a river roach.

by RustyHooker August 1, 2020

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Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 6, 2023

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Spider Roach

An emo necrophiliac who likes punk rock and d-beat. Sort of a play boy too. All the girls are obsessed with him

Usually goes by the name Miguel

“Oh my god, we’re about to walk past Spider Roach, act cool.”

by funny guy lol April 7, 2023

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meanwhile, back at the ranch

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.

A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch

by crazyXxchink May 4, 2004

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