One who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually Mexican)
Waitress 1: "and you sir?"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"
*back in the kitchen*
Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"
"Another God damned chip-rider!"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"
*back in the kitchen*
Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"
"Another God damned chip-rider!"
by bang dicker August 25, 2012
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Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?
Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.
Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.
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noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
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Get the Brown Onion Rider mug.A ricer is an individual who "modifies" their vehicles with aftermarket or homemade components that offer little or no performance gain. Large mufflers resulting in a loud, low tone, lawnmower sound is very popular among ricers. Ricers also are obsessed with stickers, big spoilers, and body kits. Often, ricers neglect to paint body panels such as having a full primer gray body kit. Lamborghini(verticle) doors on Honda Civics are the reason Lamborghinis don't have Lamborghini doors anymore.
Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles:
"Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast".
Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said.
Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.
Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles:
"Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast".
Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said.
Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.
That civic is completely riced out and the 16 year old with the sideways hat playing loud rap music is a huge ricer.
There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.
There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.
by kevtek March 19, 2011
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note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."
Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"
_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------
-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------
_Less than desirable paint job---------
-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------
_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------
_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------
-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----
_Incorrect badging:--------- ----
-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------
-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --
"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."
Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -
Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet
Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra
Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."
Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"
_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------
-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------
_Less than desirable paint job---------
-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------
_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------
_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------
-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----
_Incorrect badging:--------- ----
-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------
-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --
"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."
Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -
Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet
Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra
Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.
Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
Joe: Good Idea!
Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
Joe: Good Idea!
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