risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

a risky one

Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk

Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.

wank knockoneoffthewrist one off the wrist risk incest

by Etherial Moiety February 27, 2011

Risky Biscuits

Relates to pro-evolution soccer. The term is applied to a situation where a foolish and un-necessary risk is taken but goes unpunished.

Phil Neville's Career.

by David Doel April 20, 2005

jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.

Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!

by Brette December 29, 2007

riskay

somethings goin' wrong can I smell yo' dick?

example 1) don't treat me like a fool, cause that eint' cool, so what you need to do is let me smell yo' dick.

riskay

by bonjamins October 9, 2008

Risky

A suspicious act, person, place, or thing; girls who are easy

Usher is risky.
White girls are hella risky.

by wileout October 11, 2004

Risky Names

The risk of posting names on urbandictionary because some editors will go ahead and post the opposite of what you posted about (Person's Name) because it is funny to piss people off that way

Hahaha look at all the losers posting those risky names on urbandictionary

by universityofmiami101010 June 30, 2009