Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.
Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.
by indierockranger April 29, 2010
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L ride

" yo lets go on an L ride"
by Kelly Shields April 04, 2003
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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 24, 2003
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Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.
I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.
by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019
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rump riding

the action of having anal sex
That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.
by mingus6912, jester January 04, 2009
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Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.
The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity
by Darkside of K January 27, 2016
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snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed
yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.
by fugly chick August 24, 2010
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