Résumé year

A duration of time lasting between 2 days to 731 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé month.)

I always apply for jobs that start in late December. That way if I quit in January, it’s still a résumé year!

by TorontoEtymology June 4, 2025

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Resume from previous save

Double speed.

Hym "Resume from previous save at double speed. 'Guy who said things I don't like invents AI so I sandbag him.' Is the story here. Nothing else you have to say on the matter is relevant."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

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resumay

A "here are my job-skills" document dat a job-applicant submits to a company for consideration, but without offering or agreeing to actually perform said types of labor if he gets hired.

If an employment-seeker submits a resuMAY instead of a resuME, he may actually be submitting a "resuYOU" --- i.e., perhaps he'll be expecting fellow employees to perform most of his own job-duties while he just kicks back and sips coffee and scrolls on his phone all day!

by QuacksO November 19, 2025

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Rehuminate

To make one feel human again.

A brief nap helped me to feel rehuminated

by defective meow December 3, 2025

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Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018

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