Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.

I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.

by TOPHAND February 29, 2024

Hotel Regret and Pain

An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?

Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....

Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.

Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE

by Eiymab Hitch May 28, 2020

Regret

It's the feeling of something you wish had or hadden't happened.

Do you regret something?

by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

Regret

No amount of suffering will ever make me regret a single thing I have said.

Hym "Hey, I do not nor will I ever regret talking about your vermin kids. They are shit. You are shit. You're telling yourself that pedophiles are going to see this and do something other than molest them harder and that's likely wishful thinking at this point. I won't regret this. I won't regret stabbing up some toddler in his mother's arms at a gas station. And I won't let you steal me shit."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

lowkey regrets

when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets

by gleam serene April 11, 2022

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025