Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 27, 2017

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Regret

A freshman that hails from New Jersey and is too addicted to memes that every sentence has the word dank in them. He tries to be cool, but really he is a mistake

OH GOD DON'T TALK TO HIM. HE IS A TYLER.
IT'S A WALKING PILE OF REGRET

by Tiller Fillayo February 14, 2017

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee September 22, 2016

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Regret

Something you might feel after describing a certain someone on Urban Dictionary, and getting caught by everyone in your school.

I mean yeah, I definitely regret that.

by memoranduuuuum December 8, 2019

Hotel Regret and Pain

An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?

Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....

Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.

Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE

by Eiymab Hitch May 28, 2020