redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

e'reday

all days of the week

if this place made brownies i'd eat them e'reday

by BananaFaceKid March 19, 2010

Redd

when you take the phatest shit of your life and your colon rips due to your shit's tremendous girth

person 1 - damn bro i gotta take a shit
person 2 - omg man i have you don't have a redd

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Redden

A vengeful god who will, without a doubt, brutally beat down those who have slandered his name. Such pussies may have felt slighted by pranks which were to great for them to comprehend, but they will not be tolerated any longer. So suck it assholes. Especially you who posted the first comment, if you too much of a fucking pussy to admit you even like a girl, let alone go out with her, i cannot be blamed for getting their forst, loser. Mabey this made you realized you should have been doing other things rather than play WOW all day...So I invite you to fuck off and stop pulling this shit or I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

The Redden beat the living crap out of Michel for being such a little, pathetic bitch.

by revenge345 July 8, 2007

REDcard

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.

I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).

by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008

Reddev

A guy acting as a poser and coming from the country. He looks fat, but he's actually fatter than he looks. Reddev(s) usually drives a burning car or an ugly and noisy motorbike full of decals of his sport heroes.

"Maddafakka CheesyFatty, that guy is a complete Reddev!"

by Idontcare636 April 16, 2008

Redballed

More frustrating than blueballs; When someone is denied intercourse due to a woman's menstrual cycle.

Dave: How'd it go with that chick?

Jason: Not so good

Dave: She a tease?

Jason: Not exactly..I got redballed...

by Whitey McRosenski April 2, 2011