reconquista

(noun) Attempting to hook up with a girl again after a long period of time has passed

-You're coming back to Boston this week? That's awesome. You should call Cat.
-I had no business grilling her the first time, and I haven't spoken to her in two years.
-All the more reason to go for the reconquista, bro.

by Jazzerino March 22, 2011

reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator

to un-combigulate a state of trance in an ostalation matter of transfigulating a bad high

oh S*** i'm too high on acid to handle this, the reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator mind technique will get me out of this.

by Jack_diddly June 23, 2007

Recon

Short for "reconstructionist". Used in Pagan and Heathen religious circles to describe those who base their beliefs and practices more in historically accurate, usually scholarly, sources than in contemporary Neopagan and Wiccan sources.

I was invited to a Wiccan Midsummer gathering, but being a Celtic Recon, I knew there really wouldn't be much there for me.

by Heathen1616 January 15, 2013

Reconciliation

Word used to describe a term for recompense, only smart asses and musicians use this word with the exception of ten year olds on the internet.

Normie: Shit, I killed your dog.

Other guy: Why tho

Normie: Idk but you have my reconciliation.

Other guy: *takes out gun*

B E G O N E T H O T

by BigDickBazuzo February 13, 2018

Warhammer Age of Reckoning

A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.

Dood1: I just bought Warhammer Age of Reckoning!

Guy: Good for you.

by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009

saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019