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shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
by TCJohnson March 7, 2009
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ready family

A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already
When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.

Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"

How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
by E. Clellan August 12, 2011
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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
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Ready At War

Ready At War Crew aka RAW is a tag-banging crew, which originally was a normal tagging crew before RAW started getting into conflicts with long-time established street gangs.

The acronym of R.A.W stands for READY AT WAR. The crew's members are scattered throughout Anaheim and neighboring cities, however, Winston Rd is a street that RAW specifically claims as their territory. RAW crew is well known and stands out from all others crews, considered one of the most active crews in Orange County.
by Ready At War December 18, 2022
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i-Ready

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.
by kaihai January 31, 2023
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i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
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Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.
Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.
by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017
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