riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

riding the seam

When a woman achieves sexual arousal by wearing tight jeans. This occurs when the seam of the jeans comes into contact with the clitoris and, by pressing one's thighs together, creates a pleasurable sensation that often leads to orgasm.

The guys at work think I'm just working on reports in my cube, but in reality I'm "riding the seam" every time we have a casual day.

by IM3 June 29, 2008

sack riding

When you suck up to another person, for beneficial reasons.

Did you see Steve sack riding the boss?

by chlopez January 10, 2008

thigh riding

The action of grinding against someone's thigh for sexual pleasure. May be clothed or bare

Lily: damn, have you seen Jimin's thighs lately?
Bella: yes oh my god, they look so good for some thigh riding!

by Taka hiro December 12, 2016

little red riding hood

a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.

"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"

"little red riding hood?"

"yeah"

"that bitch stole my turkey"

by brandi2012isutterlyproverbial January 9, 2009

norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.

Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.

by Shane Miller April 26, 2005

Nut-riding

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.

"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."

by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008