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Ketchup Ranking

Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.
Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!
by WookieSoup April 28, 2011
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Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.
I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.
by fuckrealism June 11, 2019
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A Raging Starbucks Cunt

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)
by ugly niglet July 11, 2019
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raging dragon

when a male is recieving oral sex and at the climax, forcing her head farther into his penis and in case shooting cum out her nose
my girl enjoys pulling a raging dragon actually
by fran February 16, 2004
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Raging Dong

1. A term given to an extremely large penis.

2. The name given to a loud doorbell.
Boy1: Go press that doorbell with your Raging Dong.

Boy2: With pleasure my friend, but will it not give out a boisterous clamour with the sound from the raging dong?
by EnglishBanter July 15, 2011
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red ragging

Originally a derisive term for the political activities left-wing activists.
1. Where ya been, Leon, red ragging again?

2. Yep, he's a real red ragger.

3. Raggin' raggin' red red raggin'... commos to a man, and if that's being commo, it's commo where I stand... - from the song "Red Raggin'"
by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009
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Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.
Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.
by jagaimothebandit November 16, 2010
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