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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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rational fear

A reaction about a real threat where we have to protect ourselves, something that we are consciously aware of. It comes from the human brain and is brought about by genetics. This kind of fear keeps us alert and can be somewhat of a challenge. However, an irrational fear is something we fear, even though there is no direct link or threat to us.
An example of a rational fear is being scared of getting eaten alive by a pack of wolves. An example of a irrational fear is public speaking.
by whatever bitch idc dude August 10, 2020
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Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013
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bang reaction

A Bang Reaction is a sequence of successive hookups, or bangs, caused by one couple hearing the sexual ruckus of another couple, leading to a series of people going to pound town throughout the house.
Man, did you see what happened in our house last night, Mike and Lucy caused a bang reaction that got me laid, and my other 3 roommates. Thanks Mike!
by Bang_Reaction August 5, 2014
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fauxver-reaction

An over-reaction that is not genuine or faked.
When Jane was notified that she won the grand-prize of one nickel, she screamed and jumped for joy, but it was just a fauxver-reaction.
by Stan-The-Man April 1, 2015
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Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views
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immediate reaction

When you don't expect something and you quickly do the opposite to what you were doing within a second
Immediate reaction is when you put your hand in boiling water and your put your hand out within a second
by Bungar March 12, 2017
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