Eye Rack

1. Noun, the way a Southerner says "Iraq"
(Said to be the worst massacre of the nation's name)
Actual Pronunciation
Ir as in Irregular
Aq as in dark, that kinda a.

2. Boobies ya wanna take a look at

"Our great leader is punishing Eye Rack for 9/11 and Pearl Harbor," stated the Redneck,"Iran, Syria, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Palestinoes, France You FUCKS are next. Add MexiRican Border attackazoids to the list.

My girlfriend, Mandy, has an eye rack that I have fun playing and sucking on and massaging. Pamela Anderson's boobs b4 they shrivel up are an Eye Rack

by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006

rack of ma'am

A healthy, generously proportioned set of breasts, often of an older woman.

A variant of rack of mamm

Dude, I know it's your mom, but she's got some rack of ma'am. I would like to suckle at her teats.

by MiniSodaBiggiePop May 1, 2006

rack hockey

when you play with a girl's boobs

Man, I was playing rack hockey all night yesterday.

by The Aviatorist April 29, 2011

Rack of Mam

The exposed cleavage of your Waitress as she bends over to take your order.

Waitress: What can I get for you today? (Bends over to listen).
As you look up and see the tunnel down her shirt, "I'll have the Rack of Mam please!

by Stevil1 May 23, 2007

nice rack

description of a woman's breasts. Especially big, firm breasts

Stefi has a nice rack!

by 911rackrescue September 20, 2010

Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005

Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011