Quote

Something you say in place of a word when you don't want to say the real word or want to mask your conversation to others that may be around.

yo man, did you see the quotes that kid had?

hey, can you still get me that quote later?

Girl, i'm not even sure you can handle the quote I can dish out

bro, you trying to hit up that quote when you get out of class?

by Flex quotes November 11, 2009

Quotient

A mathematical term over-zealous maths teachers such as Mr Logan use to piss off the entire class.

The root of the Quotient, is the Quotient of the root!

by ZeReyIno November 7, 2016

Quote Nazi

Just like a Grammar Nazi, but with quotes. Mostly shows his/her head at partys or forums. Generally joining in on a conversation to correct every quote that is even the slightest bit of.

Dude 1: "I love the knight who say ni scene in monthy python!"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! "You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a HERRING!!"
Dude 3:"You got it all wrong, it's mightiest! Not biggest! "
Dude 1:"Man, you're such a quote nazi!"

Example 2:

Dude 1: "And then the toast king says:"Looks like the left to me!""
Dude 2: "Haha! I love that part!"
Girl: "You forget more. He says that it looks more like the left to him. Get your quotes right!"
Dude 2: "Oh-oh! We got ourselves a quote nazi here!"
Dude 1: "I hate you"

by blastboyd November 1, 2009

Quotev

Quotev is a place where people used to go to read stories, make quizzes, and write stories. Now in 2019 we have evolved this quiz site into a dating site where 12 year olds love to make drama. There are such things as popular accounts, feedspammers, and so on. This is a place where crackhead culture is at 100% 25/8 and if you love drama this is the place to be. If you're not a cool kid then you're an outcast. Have fun playing with crackheads.

Quotev has become a dating site for 12 year olds.
god gage is a cool kid on Quotev!

by jeongkuks March 11, 2019

air quotes

The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.

Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."

by CartoonChess June 4, 2004

quote unquote

Synonomous with: supposedly, presumably. Used in conversation to indicate that quotes should be placed around the following word or phrase.

quote unquote work = "work"

I quote unquote work on Fridays.

by mikwat June 7, 2004

quote storm

When a conversation becomes nothing but a chain of quotes from a piece of popular culture, because one person was dumb enough to think that quoting is the same as making a real joke. Usually caused by quotes from internet memes or sitcoms.

A: "Hey Joe, you want a piece of candy?"
J: "Candy? Like from candy mountain!"
C: "CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!"
B: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
F: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
A: "Dammit Joe, you've started a quote storm!"

by John Donovan Liver November 5, 2010