Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

putterpat

PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.

Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!

by Jeb Kerman January 4, 2017

Pettersen

When you are so horny that you bring anything that is left in the club home

yesterday i was out and i did a Pettersen

by cuzyouarenr1 February 19, 2017

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

putternutting

the act of driving like your destination is unimportant. IE so slow you manage to infuriate everyone else on the road

Id have been to work on time but some asshole was putternutting down the road

by ridgerunner May 7, 2017

Putterman

One who enjoys golf so much that they could be known as the “Putter-Man”.

“Who’s coming to golf today?”
“I don’t know but Putterman is definitely coming.”

by UrbanCra1g64 July 24, 2017