promed

for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances

"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"

"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"

by murphy1990 January 16, 2010

New Providence

A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).

Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.

by It's So True September 11, 2008

proned

Similar to "pwn'd", "proning" is the act of going prone on a defeated enemy (similar to the act of teabagging). It originates from games such as Call of Duty.

noob just got tots proned

by rabidsnakemonkey May 9, 2008

Prove it

When you've run out of reasons or explanations to your actions, you simply state, "Prove it!." It proves to be the "end all, be all" stumpers to all those not so complex arguements.

**Your finishing move to this phrase is immediately walking away after stating, "Prove it!"**

Dude, you drank the last cold beer. Prove it!
Why are you such an ass all the time? Prove it!
That's not cool making money off your own friends.Prove it!

by Kevin Kempf July 26, 2006

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Proven Wrong

When some kid thinks Russell Westbrook is clutch but they need a smack down.

Daultonbrown got proven wrong because he believed 39% FG was clutch😂.

by Daboween January 6, 2017

3 miles from providence

A rock/metal band from searcy, arkansas. The original members include lead singer Luke Smith, guitarist James Roberson and drummer the Ryan Davidson. Eventually the band added Clay Hoffmann on bass guitar and second guitarist Josh Dixon. James Roberson abruptly left the band in late 2009 and the band is currently a four piece.

The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.

3 miles from providence rocks!

by pearljamfan April 15, 2010