proben

proben is a type of chicken if you know someone they look like chicken

kid 1: look at proben
kid 2:he looks like chicken

by the god chips December 17, 2019

Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

Probey

A member of a crew that will never earn the rank of man, talks way too damn much and has sex with a girl that looks like a twelve year old boy.

Probey! You're going to be a probey forever, now go buy me some damn beer!

by Brady Smash April 11, 2008

procedurelistic

verb.

1. used to describe someone that is that harps on the procedure or paperwork surrounding a task, not the task itself.

- "Dawn is such a procedurelistic bitch, she is the queen of requisition forms."

by Looger May 18, 2005

profedophile

A professor who is also a pedophile.

1: Hey, did you see Mr. Edmund in Biology?

2: No, but I bet he saw me, he is a complete profedophile.

by :D awesomo :D September 12, 2010

Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009