random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.
Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.
by w.yokum March 20, 2005

by Optikal Fade September 7, 2008

The act of preventing Homosexual or other lewd public activity. Derived from disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig
We had to LARRY PROOF the nature trails in the park due to all the man on man sex going on in the bushes.
Damn, they Larry Proofed the toilet stalls at the Beverly center
Damn, they Larry Proofed the toilet stalls at the Beverly center
by Easy Eddie October 21, 2007

1st Gold Digger: Hey look at that dude over there, he's so fresh; watch me do my work.
2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.
2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.
by igot2eyes May 29, 2006

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.
by Uncle Jed July 28, 2008

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
by YAWA January 15, 2022
