izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

Bullet-proof

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.

Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.

by w.yokum March 20, 2005

proof that there is no god

See: 16 year old girls

Pop culture trends are enough proof that there is no God.

by Optikal Fade September 7, 2008

Larry Proof

The act of preventing Homosexual or other lewd public activity. Derived from disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig

We had to LARRY PROOF the nature trails in the park due to all the man on man sex going on in the bushes.

Damn, they Larry Proofed the toilet stalls at the Beverly center

by Easy Eddie October 21, 2007

digger proof

a man who is completely resistent to plotting and schemeing of gold digging women.

1st Gold Digger: Hey look at that dude over there, he's so fresh; watch me do my work.

2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.

by igot2eyes May 29, 2006

nag-proof

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.

"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."

by Uncle Jed July 28, 2008

anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

by YAWA January 15, 2022