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Progressive

1. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

2. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to socialism.
Dave just blew his raise on an extension for his house but keeps going on about how evil the corporations are.

He's so progressive, man.
by Dark Eden July 30, 2009
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Progressive grunge

The type of music combining the progressive patterns of classical music, or classic rock if you will (ie. Rush, pink flyod, Zeplin), and the hard soft dynamics from the grunge era.
by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007
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Progressive

Living proof that stupidity has no limits. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses operate in a fiscally responsible manner.
Oh you ran up your credit card to the maxium and then took out a new one? How Progressive.
by BlueDelta February 3, 2010
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mentally progressive

A term coined by conservatives to encompass a wide range of extremely progressive ideologies, such as the liberal movement to destigmatize pedophilia. It is a clever combination of "mental disorder" and "radical progressiveness".
Huffpost ran the article "pedophilia is no longer always a mental disorder". That is so far out there that it's mentally progressive.
by Sunesetting June 29, 2017
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in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law
when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality
by Pispot7 June 11, 2011
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Progressive Porn Disorder

The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler

Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang

Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod November 22, 2011
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progressive

A simple, innocuous and arguably positive word that has been—in recent times—more and more associated with left-wing politics.

Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Me: did you know that the word progressive means "happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step"?

My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 1, 2020
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