Procrastibator 

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

Procrastibator by krakadoom October 21, 2008

procrastination 

1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!

procrastination by mort 35.5 October 9, 2005

computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

computer procrastination by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

Procrastination Sex 

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

Procrastination Sex by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

procrastinate 

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

procrastinate by Cyndane January 17, 2005

procrastination 

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!

procrastination by Procrastinator April 24, 2004

procrastinate 

To put off from day to day.

procrastinate by LarstaiT November 7, 2003