Poocrastination

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.

"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination

by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

procrastination

procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...

I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.

by Kurokin March 11, 2010

Precrastination

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.

Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.

by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009

procrastination

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination

by were we came in? July 31, 2008

Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

by AKM178 February 22, 2011

Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012