Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.

Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021