I don't want to go see that classic rock cover band; the audience will be full of cougars and I'm pre-cougescent.
by etothem June 9, 2011
Get the pre-cougescent mug.The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
Get the pre-grease mug.by Dan The Mango Man February 12, 2021
Get the Pre-enjengalate mug.Nick: Hey broski you want to hit up chad's crib to smoke some bowls?
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie
Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie
Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie
by TheGoodly1 September 21, 2009
Get the Pre-Blaze mug.The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.
After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.
by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013
Get the pre-employment mug.A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.
Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
by Dude9013 March 15, 2023
Get the Pre-Hoe mug.When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.
Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.
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