Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
Get the Fred Portermug. A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
Get the Ben Portermug. she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend
by james field April 6, 2020
Get the jess portermug. *ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the getting porter morris’dmug. by Xeñon February 20, 2018
Get the porter on a mondaymug. by Slucqie October 24, 2019
Get the Portermug. The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
Get the porter gastingmug.