porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

by Ryver August 3, 2006

pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

Pork Rind

a snack, its deep fried peices of pork fat, ya can gerrem from the butchers and the pubs, its very tasty, they also call em pork scrachings or pork crackling, they meck em all around the world, and are popular in the midlands region of england and the southern states of america!!

gorra gooen ge' maya bagga pork rind aer kid

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

Pork Sword

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

by Marcy R November 10, 2008

Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo February 24, 2009

pork diet

(1) A diet wherein humans eat a lot of pork.

(2) What pigs eat.

(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!

by Peter Apostle June 4, 2009