Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

poon by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

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poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance

1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.

poon by lilpoonie October 18, 2025

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Poon

A fictional species from the game "ATLYSS" that are a lagomorphic race of forest creatures. Their body features range from those of rabbits to jackalopes, with several available antler options. They can also have other mammalian features, with character creation options allowing for feline and canine characters.

"Im pooning it, Im pooning it"

Poon by bemis development group November 8, 2025

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Poon

Pissing while gooning

-ed, -ing, -s

Last night i pooned in my bed.

The teacher was so hot i almost pooned.

Poon by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026

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