Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

Pooned

Extreemly boned. Sort of the pwned of boned.

Oh my shit, you pooned her!

by Little Ben November 12, 2003

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003

Poon

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

by Handsome Poon March 25, 2015

POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

by Gnome November 22, 2004

Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.

'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'

by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011

Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia October 23, 2008