pemail

An increasingly pervasive type of spam email that promises the reader a larger penis (particularly annoying when the recipient is female).

Oops, I must've accidentally deleted your message with all of yesterday's pemails

OR

You know honey, I never used to get this many pemails before you started using my computer late at night

by No I Don't Want A Bigger One October 6, 2007

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

Pailex

a) A remedy for sandy vaginas.
b) Someone with a very sandy vagina.

Z: You're such a bitch! I hate you!
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.


OR

Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.

by Brattitidinal4eva March 14, 2009

PhailBus

Meaning: A person doing a stupid thing.

Example Sentence: "That dude was like PhailBus on the test!"

by Adsteroo May 12, 2009

Phailboat

(verb) the act of an EPIC fail or the act of committing celebration.

If said once daily, superstitious believers think that it brings amazing luck to you and all that you love.

-"Let's commit celebration!"

(*committing celebration fails*)

-"That was phailboat"

by The Akid June 23, 2009

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010

PMAOLCS

(P-mal-ks)

Party My Ass Off Like Charlie Sheen

Dude 1: How was last night brah?
Dude 2: Epic I tottaly PMAOLICS!!!
Dude 1: PMAOLCS??!?!?
Dude 2: Partied my ass off like charlie sheen!
Dude 1: Playa!

by craigthomasb March 19, 2011