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An increasingly pervasive type of spam email that promises the reader a larger penis (particularly annoying when the recipient is female).
Oops, I must've accidentally deleted your message with all of yesterday's pemails

OR

You know honey, I never used to get this many pemails before you started using my computer late at night
Words you can keep
The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
pmail by brainyuck November 1, 2010
Related Words

Premail Address 

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.
i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.
Premail Address by likeomgsara March 20, 2009
Loyal watchers/viewers of Kaela Kovalskia.

Also penguins, and followers to the All-Grindy Peng-kween

More commonly known as Slaves.
Person 1: Hey why are you watching that blondie for 10 hours straight?
Person 2: Shut up, i am an honorary Pemaloe

Person 1: Why you donate red messages every hour to that yellow haired girl in her stream?
Person 2: Be quiet, this is life tax for us Pemaloe. You wouldn't get it.
Pemaloe by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023
a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.
Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?
premail by DarthTod October 13, 2008
Compound word; Phone and Email combined. Used to replace two separate lines of information with one line containing same information, especially on business cards.
John Doe
Some Industry Expert
PhEmail: 555-555-5555@john.doe

phone number should be in Bold Font for emphasis
PhEmail by Bandalist September 23, 2016
PEMILY is pinished
Pemily by pessifc February 23, 2022
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