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The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
pmail by brainyuck November 1, 2010
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Premail Address 

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.
i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.
Premail Address by likeomgsara March 20, 2009
Loyal watchers/viewers of Kaela Kovalskia.

Also penguins, and followers to the All-Grindy Peng-kween

More commonly known as Slaves.
Person 1: Hey why are you watching that blondie for 10 hours straight?
Person 2: Shut up, i am an honorary Pemaloe

Person 1: Why you donate red messages every hour to that yellow haired girl in her stream?
Person 2: Be quiet, this is life tax for us Pemaloe. You wouldn't get it.
Pemaloe by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023
a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.
Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?
premail by DarthTod October 13, 2008
Compound word; Phone and Email combined. Used to replace two separate lines of information with one line containing same information, especially on business cards.
John Doe
Some Industry Expert
PhEmail: 555-555-5555@john.doe

phone number should be in Bold Font for emphasis
PhEmail by Bandalist September 23, 2016
PEMILY is pinished
Pemily by pessifc February 23, 2022
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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