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In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so.

Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.
George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom!"

Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion*

Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."
by americanasshole January 24, 2012
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Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.
Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"
by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021
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politics

Politics is a bunch of people standing around talking about who should be in charge of the government. Sometimes they use elections to decide who should be in charge. Other times they use things like hereditary blood lines. If none of this really works out, they just start killing each other.
Moma's don't let your babies grow up to do politics.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017
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corona politics

"Those decisions at the moment are so bad"
"Yeah they really are corona politics"
by MeMakingDictionary December 10, 2020
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Pi Politics

The use of different values for the irrational number π to poke fun at the differing polarized views parroted by mostly hypothetical or morally bankrupt politicians in the land of senseless deaths, which occur practically every day due to zero public ban on guns.
An example of pi politics among ultra-MAGA voters is:

Trump: π = 22/7 (because it is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle).

Pence: π = 3 (because the Bible tells me so).

DeSantis: π = x, where x is awaiting final approval by “woke” censors.
by Fasters May 7, 2023
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Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."
Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.
by inferiorego August 3, 2011
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pussy politics

The act of a person sleeping with someone else only for material gain
Man 1: Dude did u nail ole what's her name

Man 2: Yea but she only let me beat becase of my house, money, cars, and the fact that I have job security and benefits....Damn pussy politics
by LT2BHooAh May 29, 2009
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