soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

i-perm

Short for intrinsicness permutation. Generally regarded as an illegit form of perm, it has plan plus part or all of CP plus something else.

Dude, so we ran RegNeg and they said, "perm: do the plan and give CEOs blowjobs." Total i-perm!

by Feed Africa November 8, 2004

Permafroze

1. An adjective to describe expensive jewelry particularly watches from brands such as Rolex, Audemars Piguet , and Patek Philippe, which have been encrusted by diamonds of VVS or higher diamond purity.

2. A Rapper from the New Jersey Tri-State Area

Man 1: "Yeah bro, I just copped this new AP!"
Man 2: 'Damn hommie, and it's permafroze too."

Man 1: "Hell yeah, you know the vibes!"

by Tahnoon Murtza February 5, 2020

Permafag

When someone is considered a permant fag. ie, just like permafrost is somewhere that permanantly has frost, a permafag is someone that is permantly a fag.

Hey that Dave guy is a real permafag

by Angus90 August 4, 2007

perm

1. Creamy crack; something many black women feel they need and grow an unhealthy dependence on in the efforts to make their hair straight or European-looking.

2. caustic chemicals that have no business on somebody's hair

That perm made her hair look thin and scraggly.

by S. April 14, 2004

permafriends

friends that are both permafried together or friends that always get high together

"Fred, Amelia, Andy, and Michael are permafriends"
"yeah theyre always doing stupid shit together"

by permafriend July 19, 2015

Permafry

A person who has taken and abused drugs for so long that they achieve a permanent state of "highness" whether they are on drugs or not. They are literally a little bit "munted" forever...

Wow that Cunt looks so permafry'd

by TinkaBell January 9, 2017