platypusplug

An absolute demolition of the anus via the use of a heated metal rod with a broad bill on it.

Jenna took the PlatypusPlug last night and didn’t even scream

by T. Man June 11, 2020

platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

Platyputi

Plural of platypus

Pronounced: plat-a-put-i

I heard that platyputi exist because a duck mated with a lonely and persuasive water-rat!

by Haiteku March 31, 2023

pladypuss

A male/female who is afraid to wear plaid.

Girl:Man..Rob would have looked funny in plaid
Boy:Too bad he is such a pladypuss...

by psycho-duck January 31, 2009

Platypusing

#1-Sneaking around or passing by.

#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.

#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.

ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.

ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.

ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.

by I Made Word July 24, 2009

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry June 12, 2008

platapussonians

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

by Niciniah July 19, 2010