plastic spastic

A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.

plastic spastic 1: hey babe

plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up

plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?

plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*

by lilly.x March 19, 2012

plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

by oracle August 19, 2004

plastic wrap

Poor man's condom.

Shit, bitch. I ain't got no condoms so I'll use this plastic wrap.

by Arkeroen April 21, 2003

Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies

Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies

by Will Lilly March 31, 2022

plastic bottle

A skinny girl whos had so many plastic surgeries that people thinks shes made out of literal plastic

Amy is suuuch a plastic bottle amirite

by pepsiman101 January 25, 2019

Plastic-Fantastic

Back in the eighties and nineties, the phrase plastic-fantastic was coined to describe a cheap item that more than often broke when you started using it because the early day plastic was so brittle.

Oh, my brand new thermos just cracked. Plastic-fantastic (said ironically)

by UBunder40 April 25, 2017

Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018