pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

by mlhiss August 28, 2025

Brunswick Pisser

1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.

"Are you the Brunswick Pisser?"

by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025

The Pisser

Another name for a toilet or urinal. Could also refer to a bathroom itself.

Person 1: I love using the pisser to relieve myself.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.

by anonymous September 30, 2025

Pisserable

The simultaneous state of being PISSED OFF and Miserable. Fury and despair working in unison to ruin your life. Not a fun way to live.

Sandy: "I heard Phoebe is off the rails again. Screaming threats at people while weeping."

Danny: "Yeah, she's a mess. She used to be chill, but now she's just pisserable all the time."
Sandy: "I guess bullying her was not a good look for us then, huh?"
Danny: "I guess not, now will you please pass me the butter."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

pisser pal

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.

I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.

by Yung Ruble August 8, 2023

Sink pisser

A weirdo who pisses in the sink instead of the toilet

James is so quiet.. he is definitely a sink pisser.

by TiktokkIsGayy August 20, 2023

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024