one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2012

Picnic Bitch Dress

A picnic-blanket like fabric that is used to make a dress\clothes
also known as half of Ashly's Closet

- Hi I'm a picnic bitch
- What?
- I'm wearing a Picnic bitch dress , can't you see ?

by HumanLlama December 14, 2018

Kenyan Picnic

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period

My girlfriend pushed my head downstairs last night, I wouldn't mind usually but it was her time of the month and I had to endure a full throttle Kenyan Picnic

by Bobbybeaver November 16, 2011

Greek Picnic

Very lavish orgy or sex party

That was one hell greek picnic last night, hope to attend another soon.

by Slippers419 November 18, 2011

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.

Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004