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Pittsburgh is a mid-sized American city, with a population just under 400,000. The city is still struggling with a transitioning economy, from the days of the steel industry, to a post industrial economy.

Many people have a lot of complaints about Pittsburgh. True, it does not have the vibrant art, theatre, or music scenes as New York, Los Angeles, or San Fransisco, but it is also a much smaller city.

The city has a lot of history and culture, you just have to look for it. The downtown area is full of theatres, restaurants, and art galleries.

Neighborhoods such as the South Side, Lawrenceville, Oakland, Squirrel Hill, and Shadyside can be filled with things to do. Oakland, the home of the University of Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon University, is full of great independent coffeeshops, record stores, and ethnic dining. It is also the neighborhood of the Carnegie Museums, definitely worth checking out.

The job market is not great, especially for less common professions, but there are things available if you know where to look.

Some Pittsburghers are not highly educated, or cultured. But that's just a few. And despite that, they are all friendly, (usually) happy people.

If you want a huge, totally urban, modernized city ... Pittsburgh is probably not for you. But everyone should give it a chance. There are a lot of great things here, you just have to look a little harder to find them. Ultimately, anything in life is only as good or as bad as you want it to be.
New Pittsburgher: There's nothing to do here, how can you stand it?
Old Pittsburgher: Well, it's hard to find things to do at first, but there's actually a lot ... why don't you check out some of the museums in Oakland?

New Pittsburgher: Isn't there any nightlife here?
Old Pittsburgher: Sure, head down to the Southside and check it out. Carson Street is packed with bars and clubs.
by KeightyT September 23, 2007
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pittsburgh hottie

a girl who is a mega hottie that likes pittsburgh
by vballbaby September 28, 2006
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pittsburgh

Actually, the phrase is "Pittsburgh on one side, Philadelphia on the other, and Alabama in the middle." There are far too many Democrats in Pittsburgh for it to ever be likened to Alabama.
The city of Pittsburgh has extremely liberal social policies regarding issues such as sexual orientation.
by Amazon4 June 30, 2006
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Pittsburgh Steelers

A shitty football team owned by the Rooney Family, synonamous for having ties with the Illuminati. The NFL of course doesn't wanna get in trouble with the Illuminati, and the NFL sees its earning potential significantly increased if the Steelers are doing good. So the NFL instructs referees to make bullshit ridculous calls against teams to give the Steelers an advantage. In addition, they have a fake fanbase constructed of retarded people who are all Steelers fans and Phillies fans. They like to make fun of the Ravens because they are too thug for their pussy ass fans. They also pull out the bullshit "we have 6 rings" thing which they never even seen four of them. They claim that Ravens fans always make excuses, but if the Steelers lose they will imeediately pull out the "Troy wasn't playing" exuse, or "Ben wasn't playing". No you fucking lost because you got beat by a better team. Maybe if Troy wasnt a pussy and Ben wasnt raping women they would be playing.
Person 1: I love the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Phillies
Person 2: I love Pittsburgh and the Yankees

Person 3: You both are fucking retarded you just like the teams that are catored to by the referees, why dont you like the Pirates? Why, because they suck and you're all just a bunch of bandwagon shitheads.

Person 1 and Person 2 at the same time: HEY 6 RINGS MAN! how many rings does your team have? How many hall of famers do you have?

Person 3: One Ring because we were an expansion franchise that's only 15 years old, and we dont have any hall of famers because we still have players from the original team still on the team.

Person 1 and 2: 6 RINGS MAN!!!!
by Someone With A Fucking Brain January 17, 2011
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Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.
mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.
by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009
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pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.
Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.
by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011
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Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.
Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!
by CrabPoon January 20, 2009
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