parallel parking

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.

As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.

by Cabot November 17, 2006

Text Paralysis

The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.

A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

Paralymbionike

The paralymbionike is a form of ulvi.
He is a guy, who knows everything better.
Describes himself as a very clever guy, who has the answer to everything.
But he is not abled to show his pretended intelligence, because his lack of vocabulary betrayed him as a boaster.
He trys to hide this with rude language

The paralymbionike is a smartass.

by RodFlanders May 4, 2004

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

Parallel to collect

Rhett and links transcribtion fail. it means "Google it"

Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"

by Alabaz September 18, 2011