Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Blacked out Phill

A Molotov cocktail , not a being but a concentrated expression of energy. Unpredictable with absolutely no regard or reason. Loved or Hated. Is not loyal or controllable.

Who invited Blacked Out Phill?

by B.O.P. January 18, 2007

Phillip

This name describes a man of great intelligence and humour. His quiet and orderly facade hides a superhero. He may be a mild mannered man by day, sitting in a library perhaps, but by night he comes alive. Like a cat, he is self-assured and arrogant, and can strike without warning, claws out. He is often found in thrift stores or at art museums, or sometimes rushing to the rescue of those in need. He is thoughtful and brilliant and loved by cats everywhere. Though some may find his politics or humour offensive, others are incredibly attracted to just that. If you are lucky enough to find a Phillip by random chance, feed him often and always be playful.

John - Is that Batman?
Mrs. Fancy - no, no, that is Phillip!!!
John - oh, he is now a superhero?
Mrs. Fancy - he always was!!

by catgirl19 June 16, 2011

Philly tracks

1. music based out of Philadelphia the home town of Will Smith, Bradley Cooper, and Richard Gere
2. music that slaps
3. Sap Sounds - a Philly based group that drops some dope Philly tracks

I love me some Philly tracks by Sap Sounds, so does Will Smith!

by slappininthetrunk September 11, 2010

Philly Fakeout

When you are doing a woman doggy and you pull out before you ejaculate and spit on her back so she thinks that you have ejaculated on her back. she will turn around and then you bust your nut in that bitch's eye. Very Nice

You: *SPIT*
Recipent: You Done?
You: SUPRISE BIATCH *SPLAT*
Recipent: Ow my eye
Later that night...
I Hit that Bitch with a Philly Fakeout

by understate December 28, 2005

Philly Floss

When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.

Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.

by h@yd3n February 21, 2009

phillippa

very nice girl who is to be loved by all

by Anonymous August 2, 2003