Pertwindif

A sexual act, with twins, one of which is sitting on your face while you are eating her out. While this is going on the other twin is riding your dick and of course the twins are making out with each other completing the Pertwindif triangle of enjoyment. There are multiple variations of this sexual act such as the blumpkin-pertwindif or the cosby sweater-pertwindif.

Dude i'm going to pertwindif the shit out of the those twins. Literally.

by The phantom penetrator September 21, 2012

pertictimeny

Being both incredibly hung over and drunk at the same time.

After another big night the young man was feeling quite pertictimeny and hoped the next beer would make him feel better.

by glorydaze July 23, 2016

Perto

Makes mistakes when writing on Skype through mobile

Example: Oh, he.she did a perto typo there :D

by snowwhite_sg June 6, 2016

pertist

Perturbed and pissed.

I was pertist at the rude person in front of me.

by Mellonni November 19, 2017

phart

a phart is when you blow air out of all of the holes in your body e.g. nose, mouth, ear, but and vag

wow she just pharted and it was phat

by phartyparty February 23, 2018

Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.

Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.

by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018

pertecious

I word that means nothing. And is a poor misspelling pretentious. A typical mistake.

"I only say G'day when I'm trying to sound pertecious"- euphie 2018

by Euphie-U4iA November 9, 2018