PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

by Jujubu November 24, 2017

PhD

Push Here Dummy

Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."

by Soupersonic May 14, 2021

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010