Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 6, 2010

penis aids

An Std in your penis

My sister gave me penis aids.

by Potlicker April 20, 2018

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Zorro Penis

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012

Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019