Performative

a male named Anthony

Anthony’s a performative male, claims it’s ‘artsy lighting,’ really just low exposure so no one notices he’s holding a matcha latte.

by sofaek September 30, 2025

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Performative contradiction

imsoconfused#8999

Fascist is a living performative contradiction!

by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020

Barnstorming performance

Something exciting and energetic

It was a barnstorming performance.

by MsDai April 6, 2017

performance drive

It's like a sex drive, but for performances. One's engagement in performing.

BTS's Jungkook has a crazy performance drive. He's always dancing and singing like the rent is due.

by ggukin4k June 26, 2021

Performance diminishing drug

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021