Cunt Pearl

Cunt Pearl describes the very first drop of semen secreting from the woman's vagina after a cream pie.

"Watching that cunt pearl flow down her labia, after I cream pied her, almost got me erect again"

by DrySoup January 20, 2018

23rd Parallel Axiom

The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.

Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.

by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020

Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

by Sexducator August 8, 2012

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

Pearl Boa

Much like the pearl necklace excpet not as fancy but wayyyyy more fun. Whether it be from sucking, jerking, fucking or any other method, right before your about to shoot your huge hot load u pull your dick from whichever port its in and aim for the shoulders, as it runs down the person's shoulders and chest it will resemble a boa!!!! Throw some glitter on it when your done and you have a rainbow pearl boa!!

Donna was asking for a boa so dan shot his huge hot load on her and threw some glitter at her, she now has her own rainbow pearl boa.

by TripleG420 September 24, 2011

pearl jam

slang for human male testicular ejaculation

i love your wifes buns,especially when she lets me spread my pearl jam all over them.

by jcarter April 16, 2006

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005